Rules: Bitch, shut up. Don't tell me what to do.
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create 10 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 5 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 5 people
5 things about me:
1. Forever alone
2. Poor college student
3. Republican (I regret nothing)
4. Skinny white bitch
5. Tumblr whore
1.What is your favorite color?
2.Who is your favorite artist?
Thomas Kinkade. Why'd you have to go and do drugs? Ya idjit!
3.What foods do you eat when you feel sick or depressed?
EAT ALL THE FOODS!
4.Can you play any musical instruments? If so, tell about them.
Viola. And uh...singing...and kinda sorta piano but not since 8th grade. That totally counts shut the fuck up.
5.Do you have any pets? If so, tell about them.
Three cats. Jewels, Tabby and Terry. I'm gonna be the crazy cat lady when I grow up.
6.If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be and why?
7.If you were offered a trip on the space shuttle, would you go? Why or why not?
8.If you could go back to another time and place, what time and place would you choose and why?
1940s yay because awesome Big Band moosic and cool cars and just because reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with a certain war...nope.
9.Do you think ghosts exist? Why or why not?
GET THE FUCKING SALT
10.Do you usually remember your dreams? Tell about a recent dream you remember.
The ones I remember are usually about gay sex. But then my cats wake me. Fucking cock blocks.
My Questions: How is this any different from the ones above?
1. If you could have 5 husbandos. Who would they be?
Chris Hemsworth because Thor and Huntsman and hot Australian accent and abs and perfection and nooooooooooooooo
Jeremy Renner because he's adorbs and he writes his own songs and sings and plays the piano and fangirls on talk shows and took his mom to the Oscars as his date and is too perfect for his own good why is he single
Mark Ruffalo because "Ruffaloed." And without him Science Bros would not be possible...SCIENCE
Stebe & Dony (they count as one person stfu) because Superhusbands/IronFries is totally legit canon fo srs
Loki (because we all know that Loki and Hiddles are the same person) because he can clone himself and then we'd all have a Loki party yay
2. What is your favorite food?
These kettle cooked hot sauce flavored chips that my dad bought from HEB. They are really fucking addicting.
3. If you could meet anyone in the world right now, Who would that person be?
Mark Pellegrino. HELLO SATAN!
4. What is your favorite game of all time?
Twister. The children's game where you can still make dry humping look innocent. Ufufufu...
5. What kind of future jobs would you like to have?
Film composer, uh...writer, uh...pft retired old lady
6. What is your favorite animal?
I'm srsly about to duct tape you to the ceiling and set you on fire
7. What gives you the most trouble to draw?
I NO DRAWS
8. What kind of food do you eat when you are happy?
EAT ALL THE FOODS AGAIN
9. Whats your favorite kind of cake?
The good kind
10. What is your favorite fruit?
Listening to: In the Mood - Glenn Miller
Reading: To Kingdom Come
Eating: Hot sauce chips
Drinking: Blue Powerade